Well, I Never........

Things I've once said:

I'll never drive a minivan
I have never dyed my hair
I'll never purchase a brand new car
I plan to never go back to work full-time
I'm not going to give my kids 'choices', they get one kind of cookie, one color cup and will wear what I tell them
Meeting friends on the internet is absolutely insane
I'm not into any Reality TV shows
I can't believe I lost 12 pounds without trying
I'll never drink again
I'm not having kids; I don't even think I want to get married

Anyone who really knows me......you're laughing right now, aren't you.